Let's make Douche Shaming a thing!

It's no secret that, throughout most of my life, I have been a big girl. Naturally, this occasionally attracts messages from dudes looking to call a bitch fat. Being a girl with thick skin (pun intended), I don't usually pay any mind to that kind of hate mail.

Fat shaming is one of the last acceptable forms of bigotry. People think it is okay to put someone down and veil it with, "it's for their own good."  I know, thin women are often also bullied, which is also unacceptable. All forms of body shaming are wrong! We must love and accept ourselves and others no matter how big or small the person in question may be. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but sadly, so does ugliness.

Last night, I got a particularly surprising batch of nonsensical hate from a dude. This message, which I found particularly offensive,  wasn't even directed toward me. This blows my mind because, although I am at the smallest I have been in over 20 years, and no longer in the plus sizes,  I am by no means, considered thin.

This dude, started off with a question I get often about a picture of me from a visit to a film processing plant, where I was photographed next to some vintage antique movie cameras. It was just a standard conversation starter.

It started off okay. 

But then it went seriously sour...

Wait, what?

 In all my years on these websites, I had NEVER come across someone who wanted to profile bash another woman.  WTF did he think I was going to say? Were we supposed to bond over this? Was he baiting me? This is a whole new batch of hate mongering. My mind has been blown.

Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Seriously, this guy thinks he's Superman. He even mentions it on his profile in true homoerotic fashion.

I made his t-shirt better. 

 My reply...

I tried to keep things civil.

He didn't respond, like the meat head he is. 

Seriously though, fuck this dude! He is so full of himself, he posted the douchiest of pictures I have EVER seen... Douchier than any and every shirtless selfie, bathroom or workout pic.

This asshat posted a 3D picture of himself on his profile. Sadly, I noticed it after I responded... but here it is, in all its glory, for everyone to see.

I couldn't make this shit up!

If he responds, I will respond and update accordingly. 

Until then, for those of you who have an OKCupid profile and are looking to get into the fun, happy trolling! ;)