You DTF?

So, obviously there are a ton of people looking online for hookups. Great for them. I am not judging. We all have our preferences and a scratch to itch from time to time. It's just not what I am looking to find these days. On my profiles, I clearly state that I am not looking for hookups, booty calls, or one night stands.

This, of course, is seen as a challenge to some... that's if they even bother to read ;)

You know what bothers me more than the DTF? Missing punctuation. It makes my brain hurt :/

If by blunt he means stupid...

Also, in case you didn't know what DTF stands for... (you're welcome)

I'd like to formally thank the cast of The Jersey Shore for bringing DTF into the modern day lexicon.

Over the course of a couple of days, all of this next guys worst traits came out.

1. "U can come to me if ud like." Lazy, both in typing full words and requesting delivery of pussy. Uh, no.
2. If you are bragging about it being "huge" it probably isn't.
3. Let it go, dude. 
4. "I'm only messing with ya." So he is taking it back? Either quit, apologize, or own it. Don't flip flop.  

Actually, size matters a lot, but I still gotta like the dude before that becomes a factor.

In case no means yes...

Reading comprehension FAIL! 

Side rant: I get messages from kids half my age on a daily basis. No amount of filters stops it completely. They find their way around. Which poses a question... Why are there 18 year olds on dating websites anyway? How are they going to learn the nuances of getting rejected in person if they exclusively meet people online? When I came of age, I had to go out to parties or be social. These kids sit online all day playing WOW or COD, eat shit on Instagram and tag each other for likes/ interest and never seem to disconnect. I fear for the next generation. We are breeding people with very stunted and limited social skills.  DAMMIT INTERNET! 

Also, this being South Florida, I get a ton of foreigners.  

This guy reminds me of the foreign guy in the movie, Can't Hardly Wait...
except he knows exactly what he is saying.


"Would you like to touch my penis?"
 
(I do not own this clip, obvs.)

Some guys just need to be sent along their merry way...

He went straight to the point. So did I. 

That's it for this evening... Follow the blog, share it, love it, pop the comment cherry! Stay tuned :)